Protect yourself.

Ok. Here's what you do: the person below is trying to kill you and you need to protect yourself. Simple. Example:
Person 1: I have a wooden shield.
Person 2: I set fire to your shield and you die in the flames.
I have a brick wall round me.

You can have anything you want.
I'll start.

I have a wand and knowledge of all blocking and shielding spells.

Sporks are evil. Trust me.

I'm invisible. You can't see me, so you can't kill me!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I have googles where I can detect your body heat index to locate you.

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I have a sword that can cut through anything, including your goggles!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I have pie. You can't resist.

I have an oven, so I can bake hundreds of pies

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

i have bombchu(wind up heat seeking bombs), so i cand send em to destroy u and your oven while i hide ovar 9000 feet underground.

I'll be back every now and then

The bombs sense your own body heat and blow you up. (You need to state how you kill the person above or it's no fun lol)

I have a great pyramind of 100 metre thick steel. And I'm in it.

Sporks are evil. Trust me.

I have a drill. I can kill you from below. :I

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

I kill you with a straw. I have a nuclear bunker with a rock floor.

Hate is such a weak emotion

Your arm falls off and I slash you to bits with my chrome sword

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.

I melt the armour, jump into a time-machine and teleport somewhere in the future where you'll never find me.

i get my dog to eat the gummy bear so i don't get sick and i warp to another dimension

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

I follow you through the residual wormhole to your dimension and beat you savagely with a teddy bear.

I hold up my hands and say "You can't hit me on my birthday!"

I... I'm not deep, or funny, or anything. I'm not even a good gamer. I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A LOZ GAME. I'm pretty plain.

I hit you anyway with a hairy pickle.

I stand there with no protection.

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

I kill you with the de-randomizer.

I have an army of 6,000 Evil Warriors. Watchagonnado?

Bide the Wiccan Law ye must, in perfect love, and perfect trust. -The Wiccan Rede

i can warp in. i have a poinsoned blade. and i throw it at your neck :D you never said YOURE armored

I'll be back every now and then

You didn't protect yourself and were easily killed by me.

I steal the hairy pickle from Zoey(R.I.P.)'s body and grow a pickle bush. I hide in it.

I... I'm not deep, or funny, or anything. I'm not even a good gamer. I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A LOZ GAME. I'm pretty plain.

kills you with a sword thats invincible to game changes

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.

i turn into chuck norris lost brother. and kill you.

i roll in a ball and hide.

Love is Evil.