What do Americans think of the British?

I know this really is off topic compared to the other topics (if that makes sense), but I want to know what the Americans think of the British, since many of the users on this website are American (I am British).
Is it true that you think we have big teeth, never wash, strange accents, bad cooks, unfriendly, all drunk, all smoke?

I don't want to start a war here, but post what you think. (=

Huh... Their accents are awesome, they have awesome architecture, and epic eyebrows. But their vocabulary is... well, sometimes I forget that they speak English as well. At least, that's what I got from the videos my cousin always sends me from her home in London... .-.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

I'm Canadian, and also part British. I wish I had a bigger british accent because it's awsome.
All drunk is Russia.
All smoke is Amsterdam.

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

British are respectable with exceptions, just like Americans... And have epic accents! :{D

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

I live in Australia. Theres a British chick in my class, she stares at me all the time. I mean, who wouldn't. I'm hawt. asdfghjbullcraptierwhk

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

I'm more interested about what British and Americans think about us Australians.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Really? Wow, thats embarrasing. LOL

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

USA, yer fat. xD Shame on you. lol

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

They think that we have sexy accents.

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

Brittish peope are cute, funny, and they seem very nice to me.

EmoBaby99 needs some comfort right now, so dont troll her!

There's not a U in that word! Haha

Aka Xebracakes

They have Doctor Who.
Enough said.

I think of little boys such as One Direction

I loves me some Quesadillas.

No, the question is what do the British think of the Americans.

Questions? Haha.

I think British are Europeans.

Na na na na na na na na na - BanMan!

By the way, jam before cream on scones! Not the over way round!

Hate is such a weak emotion

London = Big Clock
Australia = Big rock
America = Big FOOD

I wanted to make a chemistry joke but I realised all the good ones

Besides you not being able to understand them and a big % are arrogant, and stuck up, and there food tasting like crap, and there music being all soft rock, id say there good people.

I'll be back every now and then

They are rather adorable

You asked me how long i'd stay by your side, i replyed with the only answer.. forever

Redcoats came along, we stuck our tongues out. WWII came along, we shared cigars. The Beatles came along, we worshiped. James Bond and Harry Potter came along, we started doing accents and buying broomsticks. Also, never take my history classes.

Catch my drift.