Bulletin Boards - Thread: Make Simple Jobs Sound Important

By LinkZelda (1070)
On 02 Jun 2012 16:06

I've noticed in newspapers that they make basic jobs sound very important. E.g. Waiter becomes Food Administrator.

Think of a simple job and complicate it. I'll be lazy and say

Waiter becomes Food Administrator.

Hate is such a weak emotion

By Princess Konata (114)
On 04 Jun 2012 04:09

Admin becomes overlord.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

By LinkZelda (1070)
On 04 Jun 2012 16:35

Phone Operator becomes Call Centre Executive.

Hate is such a weak emotion

By BanMan (74)
On 04 Jun 2012 17:01

Grocery bagger becomes product packaging specialist.

Na na na na na na na na na - BanMan!

By Underling (148)
On 04 Jun 2012 17:58

I have no idea what to put, so, I'm gonna say what I thought when I read the title:

"If I don't flip all these burgers, somebody important might get a bad burger, say it was an attack, and then a nuclear war has started from that bad burger!"

Good signatures are hard to come by these days...

By LinkZelda (1070)
On 05 Jun 2012 08:43

Postman = Mail Distribution Executive

Hate is such a weak emotion

By Chanishyy (154)
On 05 Jun 2012 13:53

Binman becomes binman. XD

Existance alludes

By WhaleFreak (1104)
On 13 Jun 2012 11:23

Doctor becomes WhaleFreak.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

By Hylianzombie234 (199)
On 14 Jun 2012 02:47

Priest = Religion teacher that can turn wine into blood and who may or may not have magical powers other than that.

We don't have time to do things right the first time. But we have time go back and do it again. Why not do it right the first ti