Limericks

My name was once Alamerio.
Just kidding. I such an awesome bro.
My name is now classified.
Not saying, not satisfied.
So beat it, or I'll have to kick yo.

Not so epic rap battles of history?
Pass the mic me!
I'm ready to make you scream in pain,
by my epicness and fame!

My face is plastered on bulliten boards,
People flock to me in hoards!
My picture's in every hall,
Even on your brother's wall!

I'm too great for you to stand before me,
So go out in the hall and weep, Loser.

Sayeth whaaat?

You call that a rap?
Dude, it's all crap!
You couldn't get a victory,
Or your name in history.

For every time I mention your name,
People act like they're bein' slain.
They scream, they cry, they wimper in pain,
For that's a horrible name!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup,
Then have something smarter than you come out as poop.
Come on over her, Chibi,
Let me show you a lesson sure to go down in history.

Skater gets an epic win,
Chibi goes cryin' to her twin.
End of lesson, Wimp.

Sayeth whaaat?

You're so confused,
While I'm so amused,
You say no one can beat you,
But I already turned you to a pile o' poo!

Give up now,
Just back down,
Quit fooling yourself,
I know someone better than you, And He's an elf!

Want an example of my epicness?
I just bought a Mario backpack of awesomeness!
I knew you were smelly,
But now I know you're jelly!



:P Beat that, Chibi.

Sayeth whaaat?

[A BBmin deleted LeeBoy and my last posts. :( ]

You're good at this,
I'll admit it to you, Miss.

You're not quite poetically pothetic,
Although you're so close,
I think I'll get you a medic.

I'm done for awhile,
'Cause I have to drive a few miles,
To get to camp on Monday,
I'll be bummed when I come back on Sunday.

[Chibi, I won't be on from this Monday until next Saturday or Sunday. It's a tie for now.]

Sayeth whaaat?

Woooow...
Do you have go out and bring people down?
I bet you'd look at a puppy and only frown
Then you would go run over it with a bus,
And not even care when it made a fuss
Let me just say, you got nerve, kid
To go and try to burn someone like you did
Your words are as scratchy as an old man's butt
And also as old as the great King Tut
So now, my friend, this battle is done
Don't even reply, because I just won.



Rainbows. Hard core, y'all.

I desperately want to purge this page because it's cringy but I'll keep it for the memory.

Not gonna lie, that was pretty great but...




Awww, how wonderfully cute
Someone trying to burn me especially you
You know, I'm perfectly fine
Not even affected by your horrible rhymes
You say you beat me, but here's the thing
When it comes to this, I'm the queen and king
You're just a simple little townsfolk
I need to give you a little bit of credit, though
In this battle, you truely would be number one
Atleast, if the lyrics were supposed to be dumb
Wish I could go against someone who atleast had some skill
But if you're the only one that's here I don't think I will
I bet you're steaming like an old time kettle
Because I just showed up, and won the first place medal.

I desperately want to purge this page because it's cringy but I'll keep it for the memory.

Thanks, you are too xD

I desperately want to purge this page because it's cringy but I'll keep it for the memory.

These aren't limericks.

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

Screw it. Make it a rap battle thread.
This site is pretty much dead.
Why not make it easier to post?
Turn this limerick in to a rhyming roast?
Let me start off with Luis.
Hey dude, you ready for this?
You're always getting rekt by The Angelic.
Are you seriously this pathetic?
I've seen better from a thousands scrubs.
I'm just showing some pity and some love.
But today, I'm gonna you show no mercy.
You gonna be saltier than the Dead Sea.
No matter where you are, you're always getting trolled.
It literary takes no effort to get you facerolled.
Pokemon, TF2, CS Go,
You're always getting owned.
Not even in Paint you are safe.
After I'm done with you, your butt's gonna chafe.
I'm turning you into a Venezuelan maiden.
And you're afraid over a piece of bacon.
You're really weak, Luis.
Don't even give me the "y u do dis".

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You really want another verbal beating, Luisa?
After I'm done with you, nobody is going to miss ya
You still couldn't counterattack.
Rhyming skills is something you really lack.
Are you really this bad, m8?
You will soon know the future of your f8.
I see you're trying to get me permabanned.
Don't even try. The hammer is in my hand.
I'm the one with the power here.
You better start cowering in fear.
I'm already typing the reason in your perma box.
"This guy can't rhyme and just sucks."
It may not sound like a legit reason
but hey. It's permabanning season.
Speaking of the holidays,
why not send Santa a mail?
Ask him for rhyming skills and stop being such an epic fail.
Oh sheep. You're getting obliterated.
Then again, you couldn't score high in Battle Spot Rated.
It's no surprise you got rekt by an Azumarill.
Seriously, dude. You got no skill.

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