[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

You recieve a ski mask and a pistol. Go rob a bank.

I insert a creeper from Minecraft.

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The VM machine makes a weird sound, then explodes.

I put a stimulus package into the new VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

I thought they got a new explode-proof VM! D:

Nothing comes out :/

I put a rabid dog into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Nothing comes back out.

I put a blank mask into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A robber pops out and runs away.
I put a flower in the VM.

no

A Dodge Charger rolls out.

I insert a set of keys into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A door comes out.

I insert a bloody knife.

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A knife pops out,the VM sucked the blood...
I put a book in the VM.

no

A better book comes out.


I put a 3DS XL into the VM.

I'm back, I guess. Whatever.

A 2ds shoots out, and breaks against a wall.

I insert my father.

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Your mother comes out yelling at you to do homework.

I roll some dice into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A board game pops out.
I put some makeup in the VM. xD

no

Nothing comes back out.

I insert a white t-shirt into the vm.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A muffin pops out. .-.
I put a wallet in the VM.

no

The distinguished 152blackpredator spake:

You use the machine.
The machine has broken.
You kick the machine.
You kick the machine.
You kick the machine.
You kick the mavine.
You kick te mahine.
You kicj themachine.
You kick the machine.
You obtain an automatic-banner.
YOU ARE BANNED

ALL ERRORS ARE DOING BY MYSELF.

Skipping this stupid post...

A credit card comes out.

I put a keyboard into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A flash of lightening comes out.

I shove a sick cat into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A dog comes out.

I put a minigun into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You get an empty water gun.

I cut an onion, and as I cry the tears fall into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

100 sheep pop out. >:p
I put a box in the VM.

no

Nothing comes out.

I insert a gun store into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~