[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

A gun pops out. .-.
I put a feather in the VM.

no

The feather comes back out and is torn apart.

I put a pie in the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

The pie flings back out and hits the next person to post.

I put a keyboard in the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

Two of the keys come back (D and Scroll Lock) and start wildly flying around the room devouring all the electronics. Also, a pie hits me in the face.

I put a bomb in the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

The distinguished The DuDe spake:

Two of the keys come back (D and Scroll Lock) and start wildly flying around the room devouring all the electronics. Also, a pie hits me in the face.

I put a bomb in the VM.

You're supposed to have other people reply. Not just yourself over and over again.

I roll a marble into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A marble clock pops out.
I pour some tea in the VM.

no

A coffee store comes out.

I insert a credit card into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You get $1,000,000,000 in debt on your bank account.

I insert 1,000,000,000 rocks into the machine.

Looking for a Green Day fanatic? Look no further.

Somewhere, somehow, someone got hit by a plane. Which came from the VM.

I put trinitrotoluene (TNT) in the VM. Take that.

I REGRET NOTHING

A grandma comes out and yells, "GRANDMAPOCOLYPSE!!!"

I insert BanMan into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Waffle King pops out.
I put a elevator in the VM.(Don't ask me how i put a elevator in a vending machine).

no

Nothing comes out.

I fly a plane into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A paper plane pops out.
I put a doorbell in the VM.

no

A door pops out.

I insert HaruSpex.

Looking for a Green Day fanatic? Look no further.

A hammer and two buckets of sarcasm pop out.

I put C4 in the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

The C4 explodes, and the explosion pops out.

I insert Barack Obama.

Looking for a Green Day fanatic? Look no further.

Someone in the machine says, "Change, real change."

I insert a tire into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A bike pops out.
I put a match in the VM.

no

A walrus pops out.
I put a candy in the VM.

no

Nothing comes back out.

I pour gasoline into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~