[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

Nothing pops out.
I put a table in the VM.

no

Nothing comes out :/

I put a YOLO wristband into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Something is heard from the VM...
I put a pony in the VM.

no

You get an Equestria Girls DVD.

I put a lost shoe into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A hiking shoe comes out.

I insert a $2 bill into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Death, my lv. 37 absol, pops out.

I insert a pair of old glasses into the machine.

A bear pops out with the glasses on.
I put a bowl of soup in the VM.

no

A bowl of orange juice comes out.

I put an old flip phone into the VM.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

A shiny new flip phone pops out.
I put a lightbulb in the VM.

no

Broken glass pops out :l


I insert Chris Redfield.

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A gaurd rail comes out.

I insert Brucie into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A doll pops out.
I put a cookie in the VM.

no

A cookie cake pops out.


I insert Jill Valentine.

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Nemesis comes back out and kills you.


I insert Jake Muller.

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Jake Muller comes back out and punches you in the stomache.

I insert an MP3 into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A MP4 pops out.
I put a volcano in the VM.

no

A meteor and a dynamometer pop out.

I put the dynamometer back in to see if I get a different [Wut]mometer.

I REGRET NOTHING

A retarded mometer pops out

I insert Albert Wesker.

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Wesker comes back out, yells "YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME!" and slaps you.

I insert more Resident Evil related stuff.

IM AM GAWD.

Nemesis combined with Wesker combined with Jake combined with Ustanak combined with Sherry Birkins with the T-Abyss virus pops out. EEEWWW

I insert a syringe full of the G-Virus

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