Excuses to leave school

Put some good excuses to get out of school lol

I'm supposed to be a person that never blows his composure

monkeys are attacking my parents

ninja monkeys?

I'm supposed to be a person that never blows his composure

sure y not ninja monkeys

Um ... I hobos broke into my house and took everything while destroying the house coz they were fighting ninjas too. 0-0

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

i feel like im gonna get in a fight so id rather leave

my house was abducted by aliens

I'll go with the original...

*cough cough* I'm sick...

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

I want to leave bye, don't bother calling my house.

I am a super hero. I have to go save the world.

www.myspace.com/whatername

fake a vomit

Kik: Fabiano1027

This bulletin was kinda lame.

Understanding the meening of life has two ways, one following it and the second understanding it

I have a rare strain of an extremely contagious virus. If you don't want to experience the same symptoms that someone with rabies might suffer from, I suggest you allow me to leave the school grounds immediately.

What would it profit a man, if he gained the whole world, but suffered the loss of his own soul?

I was taken by aliens

*deap breath* an invisible leprachaun took my parents and now they want me to go give them 300 twinkies otherwise they will call in the evil pegasus's and tell them to eat their spleens while running around madly like hobos! *phew*

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

I'm allergic to school.

I was told that school ended early, so my mom came to pick me up. Bye! *speeds out of school*

xD

異議あり！

My house got blown up by being set on fire!

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

just leave

Slap the teacher, then just get out of there

Desolation, Desire, Exhale, Pass On.