1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!

lay on the ground and when some one ask you what are yu doing say I see dead then slow say it louder and louder and louder till they kick you out

I await your next update!

take a shovel go to the middle of the store and start digging until someone asks wat u r doing u reply by saying "I'M DIGGING TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!!!"

I await your next update!

Put a little kid in a cart, push them really hard so they go racing down the isles, and yell, "DO A BARREL ROLL!!"

Take Loads of things and go LOOK IM STEALING YOUR ITEMS!!! And keep doing it till you get kicked out.

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

Run up to people, then yell "Dr. Octagonapus! BLAAGGGHHHH!!" in their faces.

異議あり！

Wildman the hitler joke was very offend against german people,like me -.-

+ it wasn't funny

asda

Don't lock! This is hilarious! Why the heck would u want this locked, emo?

go to the gaming section, and tell the cashier you want to buy some games (make sure t's PLURAL) and when he/she goes with you to pick them out point to about 20 games when the cashier rings them up, gasp and say, "Oh wait! i only have a 5!" and wal away

I await your next update!

lol

Human Immulation

WHOA o.o who bumped this XD i made this sooo long ago

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

Drop the F-bomb on the cashier when he says the register is messing up.

Make sure it's one of the new cashiers. ;)

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Go up to the manager and say walmart sucks buttttttttttttttttttt! Lollolololololool

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him.

set up a stall out side walmart and name it hobo-mart put some old shoes,coats or some thing on display. or take stuff from the store and put it on your stall.

go around the store droping things from the shelfs on the floor when an employee asks wwhat are you dong say i dont want to get lost. ohh just had a thought do this in the smallest store they have.

find the hotest person in the store and keep saying to every one im with her/him.(or follow the mannager around sying it)

go up to some one and start laughing and pointing at them.

put wet floor signs on the carpet or out side. unless they already have lol what idiots

run into the store shouting there coming and barricade the doors

use the intercom and start to breath heavly

grab a barbie start kissing it and saying peverted things to it while walking around the store do it alot untill an employee starts following you then walk in to the toilets.

Well this is a funny little box.

Over the intercom say "All black people leave the store."
Done by a person already and im not raised

One and only, unless people impersonate me.

Grab a bat and whack people with it(living animal)

Grab aluninum bat and whack all old people

Get a cart,run,pushing it and let it go in derection of Old Ladies!!!!!!!!!!
!!

Trick people into going to Frozzen Fish Freezer and lock it and gaurd it!

Get on checkout counter with $100000000000 price tag!

Most Handsome Guy on SDK

Doggie you got that off a commercial!

Most Handsome Guy on SDK

rally up as many kids as you can and let them rampage the toy section all at once

oFTo

Steal a bike and ride around the store

oFTo

try to buy one of the store's walls.
When stopped, exclaim "but this is WAL-MART!"

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Well, i don't know and I don't care.

Dress up like the Wal-Mart greeter, & when ppl pass, go "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your $#!t and get out."

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Well, i don't know and I don't care.