1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!

spraying on some1

Shadow`s the name, speed`s my game

Punch the manager while starting a super large Walmart party and making a bonfire

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

xD lol I'll do that then 0-0

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

CRAP! I had a ton of good ones until i accidentally pressed _Cancel_ >:O i'm mad

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

Follow a random child around the store (Prefferably one younger than five) whilst pointing at him/her and continuosly yelling "SATAAAAN!!! SATAAAAN!!!"

What would it profit a man, if he gained the whole world, but suffered the loss of his own soul?

Run around the store screaming while running into old people/five year olds.

Bring a dog in the store and have him pee/poop in the CD section.

Sneak into wherever they say the announcements and yell "OMG IT'S WEEGEE!!!"

Beat on the person in the bunny suit!

Lifes like a game there are those who are good at it and those who need practice.

hit the old lady with her own walking stick

steal the bikes n ride em in the store

put random objects in other people's carts


run around screaming "rapist! rapist!" while pointing to the nearest person


yell "MOM" and see how many women turn around


run past people doing the hitler thing with your arms (if you know what it is ) screaming " i am hitler! fear me!"


chuck stuff off a shelf and sit on the shelf with a price tag stuck to your forehead and yell if somebody trys to check your price



chuck random objects at people saying " i have the force!"


thats all i got for now

1st of all, get some of dat glow in the dark slime and put the bottle in your pocket, next you walk into the restroom (in a stall next to another stall being used) and take out the slime and drop it on the floor (where the person next to u can't see it) and it will make a plopping sound and say: "Whoops! I missed!"




Go into a restroom stall and SHOUT: " BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE! "

Bring in a bunch of hitler dolls and throw them all up really high and when they start to fall, yell "HAIL HITLER!"

Do the old Greased pig trick(:

Get three pigs, And put grease or oil on them so you can't catch them. And put the a tag on the saying; "Pig 1" "Pig 2" and "Pig 4"

They'll search FOREVER For "Pig 3" wich isn't there :P

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

Go in the shoes isle and start singing this song: "shoes......shoes......shoes...... omigod! shoes.......... let's get some shoes....... let's get some shoes....... let's get some shoes....... let's get some shoes! These shoes rule!....... These shoes suck! These shoes rule! These shoes SUCK!" lol go 2 youtube and type in shoes and click the first one. that's the 1 u should sing. XD

Every other person yhu see, try to price scan their shirt!

!f u c@nt haNdl3 my w0r$t, y0u d0Nt des3rve my b3$t

if the employee @ the register asks 4 ppr or plastic, tell them yhu want ur groceries inna hotdog bun and if they dont, throw pieces of gum @ them. LOL

!f u c@nt haNdl3 my w0r$t, y0u d0Nt des3rve my b3$t

get a airsoft gun and start shooten ppl w/ it

get a bottle rocket and set it off in the middle of the store

get a hammer and smash stuff

yell "HITLER" and point to some1 who looks german

Life isnt fun unless your a atleast a little crazy

When you're waiting in the line for the register, start singing: "♪KEEPIN' HIM HIGH, KEPIN' HIM LOW, KEEPIN' J.C. WHERE EVER YOU GO! I'M TALKIN' WHO'S IN THE HOUSE?! J.C.! WHO'S IN THE HOUSE?! J.C.! (opera, now) JESUUUS CRIIISSST IS IN THE HOOOOUUUSE!!♪"

i...can't...stop...laughing XD


ok, go to the gaming section and scream/yell as loud as you possibly can for service saying it's urgent, when they finally do come and ask you whats wrong stare at them and say "i forgot mommy!"

go to the toy section pick up a darth vader/clone trooper mask and a lightsaber/gun and go around hitting/shooting ppl

grab a cart and ram the can shelves

take spray and spray paint on a friends back "WHY SO SERIOUS?" then dress him/her up as the joker and someone else as batman then have an epic fight (make sure you knock over shelves!!)
XD

I await your next update!

*spray paint

I await your next update!