Ad-libs!

remember playing ad libs when u were younger, i do!! they were fun soo. here are the rules:
only post one ad lib at a time
answer the one above then make ur own!
ok i'll strt

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The (noun) was working at (Pronoun) when one day a (adjective) (body part) came in looking for a(n) (object). The (same as 1st noun) was (adjecive) for (amount of time)

NOW UR TURN

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♪there was a smelly hobo who lived on a flea he spent the day shacking his foot at some boys down by the Target

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(time period) from now the (group) will think that (type of food) came from (place) not from (animal) which digested (number) times.

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you r spongebon. not u. they r grace. they eat macaroni, u eat fish sticks. u r 12, they r 20. don't b original, be happy.

dear (ur name),
could u plz look after (ur friend's sibling)? we r going to (vacation getaway) 4 vacation. we will b gone 4 (number over 1) weeks.
(same friend's sibling) likes to watch (tv show). but only let (him/her) stay up to (time). then feed (same name) (food).
i'm sure u'll have a lot of (noun). (she/he) is usaully very (adjective)
(child's parent)

wow. tht was long

dear Skunkmanisawesome,
could you plz look after Tina-bo-beana? we r going to the Artic circle 4 vacation. we will b gone 4 37 weeks.
Tina-bo-beana likes to watch Wheel of Fortune. But only let her stay up to 5:00 am. then feed Tina-bo-beana salami. I'm sure u'll have a lot of aches. She is usually very demanding.
Susan

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lol failure of a bb

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.