Idk there's kind of a tie between:
Maxmillion:Cuz he's awesome and he's THE supreme troll!
JABINATOR:Cuz he is really fair and he isn't afraid to point out your mistakes... for example:I (being a fool) thought that he was a she... that came to an end reeeaaalll fast! xD (now i always have to emphasize on the word he whenever I'm talking about him!
I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.