1000 Ways to get kicked out of the Airport!

Post here your ways to get kicked out of the Airport!Note it must be funny!Have fun posting all your ways!

Have sex with the flight attendant!

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...have s3x with any one
swap luggage around
pull out some drugs and ask security if you can take them on board
grind some chalk up but it in a handheld bag slit a hole in the bottom so that it leaves a trail throu the airport
sit a few seats away from someone then slowly keep moving closer

Well this is a funny little box.

Lol Doggielover!THE DOG'S WILL CHASE YOU!

Say you have bomb and will detonate it

Fire a gun inside

If it is haunted, get the ghost to have sex with you!

Total amount so far: 10

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Skate and grind the rails.

Go streaking

Piss of a gaurd

Have a ridiculous amount of pocket knifes on you when going threw the metal detectar


Dress up like superman


Take some ridicoulus weapon in


Bring a cap gun and act like your having a war with some freinds

No

Pretend your Light with the Deathnote and start yelling I'M THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD

Tell them you have a shoe bomb

Bring a wild man eating animal in

Shoot ketchup on someone like they got shot

Pepper spray the guards lol

I was born with a terrible need for affection.. and a terrible need to give it. -Audrey Hepburn

Do we really need to state 1000 ways to get kicked out from everywhere??

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

While on the airplane, go inside the bathroom, take ALL the toilet paper, wait a while to make it look like you're actually going to the bathroom, then run out and throw toilet paper at everyone.

What you want 1,000,000 ways?

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hmsy

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New one, start poppin candy that looks like a pill and bring it in a pill bottle that says Vikadin (highly addidctive) and start doin that beside a gaurd

Use a pack of cigrete gum, and act like your smokin it

No

yell THIS IS SPARTA!!! at one of the gaurds then kick them

Carry 1000 pieces of metal through the metal detector

ask someone for a bag of peanuts then throw the peanuts everywhere

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

Call one of the guards fat.

Yell, "GERONIMO!!" while in the plane, then epicly fail at jumping out the window.

Shove Chicken McNuggets in someone's mouth while yelling, "JUST EAT IT!!"

yell: "DO A BARREL ROLL" at everyobe

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

*everyone

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

slap the dogs
slap a guard
insist on going through th x-ray machine
sneak up on a guard and yell “ihave a gun idiot!!!”

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

lick a guard
kick a guard in the bad place

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

I would stop bumping up old threads

I'm back :O

Steal bags

Kill a zkiller

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