Mine is Kenneth. I am Charles Kenneth Wilson the Third. I shouldn't have to explain why it's Kenneth. It is obvious. Also note the strange coincedence that I have the same name as two famous people, Not including my grandfather. And I am related to Johnny Cash. My grandfather told me stories about hanging out with him, because they were cousins. (Im not talking about Charles K. Wilson Sr, I'm talking about my other grandfather on my mother's side, Richard Francis Carr Sr.)
Pretty cool, eh?
I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...