Dumbest Homework Excuses

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my homework D:

my dog ate my home work she acutuly did my teacher said prove it lucky for my she ate halj of it and it was in my backpack so i got it and showd her every one in class was lapghing at her she was soo embarssed it was funny

Music is my life. I also have five Amazing Husbands Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, And Harry Styles So yo

Just tell the truth...my pet unicorn used its magical powers to turn it into a chicken. xD

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Teacher: Did you do your homework, John?

John: No.

If I was a rich student, I'd say my house burned down and I`ll keep burning them down with HW inside of it.

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The school lunch SUX, so I ate it. I'll get it to you in about 6 hours.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

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it fel out of my backpack

I'll be back every now and then

1.i was flying and it landed in japan. 2.chuck norris took it. 3.T:weres your home work Me:i said IM A FIRIN' MAH LAZER then it exploded T:sounds believeable 4.I'M FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!! 5.i was sitting on the other side of the couch 6.im not a n00b 7.this aint the dinosaur ages.we have ipod now

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

I went to a construction site with my uncle. After we were at the top of the buliding, I acidentally slipped but my uncle caught me. Unfortunately, my backpack fell into a concrete mixer.

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

"My mom ate it." o.O

Dreams are lies manifested by worthless desires.

You: -walk up to teacher- Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
You: Good. I didn't do my homework.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

You know that question, "if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?" Well... I decided to test that theory. I tied a remote explosive to a tree, went home, turned my homework into a paper plane, tied a sound recorder to it, and made it fly toward the tree.

POSSIBLE ENDINGS:
It burned in the explosion.
It got crushed by the tree.
It got hijacked.
It crashed into a lake.
It landed in fresh cow pie.

I now have skype. My id is kelsiebree.

I left it by my kitty's litter box.. you know how that ended.. o-o

A sea monster came up from the toilet and spit acid on it. Sorry.

Ignorance is bliss and the arrogant are ignorant, so there you go! A free brick!

I left it in the Top Secret-grade shredder.

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My little sister put it in the shredder. We use a Top Secret-grade micro-cut shredder, so if you really want my homework, I can bring the smithereens in tomorrow. For YOU to piece together.

Without stories, we wouldn't be human beings at all. -- Philip Pullman // 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0

I left it at my psychiatrist's office.

10 years on SDK

You see, I did it, but then I went to Middle Earth, killed Orcs and threw it into Mt. Doom to stop Sauron from destroying the world.
*Great exuse for any un-done English homework!*

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

Also:
You see, I did it, so I walked outside to get some fresh air, with my homework in my bag. Suddenly, A wild Snorlax apeared, but all of my Pokémon were at home, so I had no choice to make my homework battle it. Snorlax used Cut and Homework fainted. I couldn't bring it back... I'm sorry.

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

"I was planning on doing it, honest, but my Xbox was in the way."

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!