Bulletin Boards - Thread: Soviet Russia Jokes

By AgentZ56 (626)
On 06 Jun 2010 22:19

In Soviet Russia, you don't laugh at jokes, the jokes laugh at you!

In Soviet Russia, you don't sleep in the bed, the bed sleep in you!

In Soviet Russia, you don't do homework, homeworks does you!

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 07 Jun 2010 00:23

in soviet russia, you dont walk on the sidewalk, the sidewalk walks on you!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By COMMANDER (705)
On 07 Jun 2010 00:47

In soviet Russia, you don't shoot guns, the guns shoot you.

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

By Vermillion (726)
On 07 Jun 2010 04:26

In Soviet Russia, Car rides you.
I'm so original... (sarcasm)

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

By Shaynerboy (155)
On 07 Jun 2010 11:30

in soviet russia...,

president assasinates you,
tree chops you,
internet logs onto you,
ginger kicks you,
cat lolz you,
pokémon catches you

What are you lookin at I aint got no candy for you.

By AgentZ56 (626)
On 07 Jun 2010 15:20

@Hallianne These are jokes where you basically have this : noun/pronoun verb noun(example: you ride car). Just switch the nouns to make car rides you. That's basically how you do it.

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

By DarKneS (170)
On 09 Jun 2010 03:53

in soviet russia you dont turn on light, light turn you on

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By DarKneS (170)
On 09 Jun 2010 16:52

in soviet russia you arent communist, communist is you

(proved you wrong)

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By Annie01 (1320)
On 09 Jun 2010 16:58

Am I the only one thinking this thread is rude?

I'm back :O

By DarKneS (170)
On 10 Jun 2010 01:33

in soviet russia you dont write on paper, PAPER WRITE ON YOU

in soviet russia you dont go to school, SCHOOL GO TO YOU

in soviet russia you dont drink water, WATER DRINKS YOU

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By alliecat8d (469)
On 11 Jun 2010 04:49

In Soviet Russia, you don't pet your cat, cat pets YOU!

everything I touch turns to fail.

By alliecat8d (469)
On 11 Jun 2010 04:50

↑That's scary, just picture it.

everything I touch turns to fail.

By DarKneS (170)
On 15 Jun 2010 15:16

in soviet russia you arent mean, mean is YOU

Here's the pecking order: it goes YOU, the ROCKS, the WORMS,GOD,Mr.Ben-Ben's SHOES , then MR.BEN-BEN.

By alliecat8d (469)
On 17 Jun 2010 08:56

In Soviet Russia, you don't watch Barney, Barnes watches YOU

everything I touch turns to fail.

By AgentZ56 (626)
On 17 Jun 2010 17:25

In Soviet Russia, watch doesn't tell time. Time tells watch!

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 17 Jun 2010 22:25

in soviet russia, you dont ride on horses....the horses ride on YOU!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 17 Jun 2010 22:26

in soviet russia, you dont eat lunch...lunch eats YOU!

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By Bigboff (16)
On 26 Sep 2010 13:50

in soviet russia car drives you

when i feel sad i stop feeling sad and feel awesome instead, true story

By Shaynerboy (155)
On 26 Sep 2010 16:21

In soviet russia internet logs onto you. in soviet russia google searches YOU

What are you lookin at I aint got no candy for you.

By Star Shadow (463)
On 26 Sep 2010 16:53

In Soviet Russia and America, me and Null CAN PWN YOU! :D

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris doesn't exist.

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