IF ELMO CAME TO GET U WAT WOULD U DO?!?!?

i would beat the red of him then see how much he go for on ebay.

I Love My Puppies Cookie And Princess.

i would start throwing random stuff at him, then once unconcious, id set his body on fire! xD

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I would burn him to ashes. 'Nuff said.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

Run away screaming

Give him cookies. Oh, wait! That's cookie monster. I'd drown him in dorthy's fishbowl

I'm back :O

I'd give him a broken neck. :]

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

Id eat him XDDD

i like colorful things

Music is what I love to do, It's the one thing I love more than you.

i would get an rpg and stuff it up his throat

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.

These people are vicious. o.o

Catch my drift.

I would beat the googly eyes off of him while yelling "LA LA LA LAAAA ELMOS WORLD", then I would take my shotgun and -this line has been removed by the Protection of Elmo Program (PEP) due to excessive violence-
Then I would have a little talk with the PEP for interfering.

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

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I would "Sit tight, buckle up, and show him to the door."

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i would call the mental home because if i saw elmo come outa my closet, odds r i lost my mind :/

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without anyone making jokes about them.

Intreduce him to barney

Microsoft:"You have questions,we have dancing paperclip's"!

I'm an ODST. I can PWN him with my shotgun! >=D

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i would use an AK47 point it to his head and start shooting!

isaiah

i would beat the red out of him and turn him white! XD dont think of me as raicest*cant spell*

What is Love to you?

I would pack up my things and leave town

Fully charged laser. *10 seconds later*

Mom: Why is it so dusty in here?
Me: Long story, I'll clean it up.
Mom: OK

person below meh fails.