Weirest thing your teacher has ever said.

Canada is fake. first canadian bacon which is just circular ham, wut next r they gonna call french fries canadian sticks!?!

My football team needs a tackling dummy. so the home and carees teacher soed us one but i cut open a hole in its rump and filled it with snickers bars so they can practice to knock the junk outta the enemy

My social studies teacher is VERY.......... different

Epic yep

Lol. My math teachers from 8th and 9th are weird. My 8th one acts like my grandpa (an old guy telling corny jokes). 9th, well... more like boot camp math. o.o

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CANADA ISNT FAKE! i LIVE THERE. Damn americans. Anyways my teacher was like when you have your 1st period. He was talking like the periods in school

I'm back :O

" if your gunna cheat.. At least do a perfect job on it, cuz then its not worth it" xD i love my teacher

Not being able to take the worst is worthless to be recieving the best

One in social studies we started talking about nazi zombies.. somebody mentioned them, and she was like "nazi zombies? oh i hate those they scare me" then we talked about it until the rest of the class..

And in health once, um we were talking about babies, then we were talking about twins. and we started talking about conjoined twins, and he was like "yeah if you've ever seen south park, you'd know the conjoined fetus lady" it was funny [well to me and everyone who watches south park at least]

and once my math teacher said "i know you're not supposed to chew gum, but you can do it as long as you don't chew like cows, because people are obviously going to see you. sheesh"

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!

"Texting is class is retarted, I mean what are you gonna say? ""Ooohh Im in the classroom right now, its soo amazing"??" Then you text when the lights go off...I mean really? THE PHONE HAS A LIGHT! You're gonna get caught regardless"

Keep your cool, even when you're hot :)

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Keep your cool, even when you're hot :)

"Zach, get off the table, put your shirt back on, and feel your shorts off the wall. The go down to student services." 0.o

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

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I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

5>3,295. . .aren't they supposed to be smart?

“Your Retarted” and my principle said “Oh Sh- Crud!”

Everythings in Slo-mo

This girl was late for class once and she was kind of curvy(fat lol) so my teacher said "the reason why fat people can`t stick to anything is because they are one track minded on food and forget about everything else"

Livin Life An Lovin It

Not something the teacher said, but: Lol, this guy in my ict class needed help, he had his hand up for ages, and when the teacher comes to help him he says, "Miss! I've been waiting for you all night!" Ahaha!

my old ss teacher cussed at students sooooo glad he put me in back cause i was like talking and drawling the whole time he also said some bad things about girls all the girls stood up and left he got fired also i agree with the txting thing an lol this is funny

Reality sounds nice but I woulden't want to live there.

CANADA IS AWESOME!

Reality sounds nice but I woulden't want to live there.

Everything o.o

Falling like the rain , But Your the best drop EVER! 032611<3

Well the wierdest was lets party like a rockteacher...

Falling like the rain , But Your the best drop EVER! 032611<3

btw i think canada is awsum :P

Epic yep

lol easy ive heard that one lol

Reality sounds nice but I woulden&apos;t want to live there.