Chuck Norris created the universe. He time traveled using the power of his awesomness and brought one little speck of gunpowder. When he kicked it, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
GIRL: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend dumped me D:
BROTHER: What did you do?
GIRL: I broke his Black Ops disc. )':
BROTHER: You did what?!? Get out!
GIRL: But..But..
BROTHER: OUT!!