1. "A man is successful when he makes more money than his wife can spend."
2. "When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply."
3. "Every time i see the word 'explain' on an exam I die a little inside."
4. " 'would you like a bag?' 'no, i thought i would just carry these 14 items on my head...' "
5. "Never regret anything because at the time, it was exactly what you wanted."
6. "I don't like your shirt.. take it off ;]"
"No pen equals no notes. No notes equals no studying. No studying equals failed tests. Failed tests equal failing school. Failing school equals no diploma. No diploma equals no job. No job equals no money. No money equals poverty. Poverty equals bad health. Bad health equals illness. Illness equals death. That's why you should always bring a pen."
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