Comebacks

"No need for your 2 cents."
"I know you are but what am I?"

I promise you'll be disappointed.

-"That's what she said."
-"That's what they all say."
-"Ur Mom!"

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I made this:
"WHAT? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome!"©2011XxEmoNinjaxX All rights reserved

lol x)

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Sorry. I can't understand u cause i dont speak d**c*e.

Nobody listen to ____ Hes on his period.

Shut it, cause if you dont i will cut you.(← makes em back off. works every time.)

I'll be back every now and then

"You know who else is like my mom? MY MOM"

Let's meet in the dream world again

How bout' a nice tall glass of STHU?

I'll be back every now and then

-cough-
-sneeze-
Oh sorry I'm just allergic to your BS-

Aye...Hit me up on twitter 'do lol

I forgot to ask? How's joe? joe mama!

I'll be back every now and then

Kid 1: Your mom's so fat the only thing keeping her from McDonald's was the door.
Kid 2: Yeah, the door was locked.
Kid 1: Okay, I unlocked it.
Kid 2: You can't. It's Christmas, smart one :D

I promise you'll be disappointed.

What happened to your friends?

I'll be back every now and then

well your wife/mother seemed to like it

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

LOL this to funny...my fav was the *cough*
*sneze* im just ilergic to your BS :D I<3 that one >;D

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

U call that a diss?! Ive heard better out of a CJ box!

I'll be back every now and then

Wow Darmani xD

I promise you'll be disappointed.

*gym class*

Kid 1: *catches ball* Moyne!
Kid 2: It's mine, not moyne!
Kid 1: Whatever. I'm so awesome at this game. I have skills!

(gives me the bird)
I bet you'd like that
You wish!
Yes. Thats the finger your mum likes.

I'll be back every now and then

Does your stream of consciousness have any fish in it?
Ah! I see the memo fairy has visited us again. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can never be used for good.
You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication.
button.gif (969 bytes) Who me? I just wander from room to room
And your crybaby, whiney-butt opinion would be?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
You! Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I am a PBS mind in an MTV world.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Well, your day is a total waste of makeup.
Not all managers are annoying. Some are dead.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door Number 1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done
How do I set a laser printer on "stun"?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

I'll be back every now and then

got em all of of here Favorate one is, "if i throw a stick, will you leave?" XD

I'll be back every now and then

What? i could never be mean to you! its "be nice to animals" week.

I'll be back every now and then

i see that your brains personality file is 404'd.

I'll be back every now and then