Once upon a time There was a SEXY gurl with UGLY lips named heather.One Day this guy friend dared a guy named john to asked heather he did and she said yes .They went out for 3 months but NEVER kissed.One day da gurl said why dont yew kiss mi? x[ john replied "umm yewr lips are not worth kissin" she got mad nd dumped him da next da she hade lips pppl would DIE for ...when john saw them she asked her out again.By then heather knoe about da dare sso she smiled in pleasent eager nd then said yes.Then later in da afternoon john said "lets Kiss" da gurl replyed "of course these lips ARE dyin for" they leaned in and once john touched her lips he fell down DEAD.
