As you can tell by his look of suspicion, he has lost trust in people since that whole crucifixion thing..
Name: Jesus Christ
Age: 2010
Occupation: Retired carpenter, preacher
Likes: Long walks on the water
Dislikes: Vinegar, crosses, Romans
Bio: The son of Mary Magdalene and God and Joseph, Died at age 35, Resurrected at age 35, ??. See Bible for more info.