Blario was born in an unknown laboratory from the future after a rare lunar eclipse gave him unholy powers that allowed him to travel back in time. Blario's only goal in life is to destroy the human race. He is working together with the world governments to initiate a nuclear war to wipeout human civilization so that he may rule the surviving humans as a living god. Blario was the inspiration for Shigeru Miyamoto to create Mario after he saw him in a dream. Everything wrong in this world is because of Blario. It is said that if you see Blario in real life after reading this, he will come into your house, steal your 3ds and delete all your save files. The end is nigh as long as Blario exists.
By
Otakuruk
