Bulletin Boards - Thread: tell us a very bad joke ;)

By qwertyq2 (77)
On 25 Mar 2010 12:26

any joke that is so bad that if you told any one theyll most liky smak you one for wasteing their time is welcom here

Well this is a funny little box.

By Twinkle 987 (745)
On 25 Mar 2010 12:35

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other site

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

By Twinkle 987 (745)
On 25 Mar 2010 12:36

*side*

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

By LucarioMario (292)
On 25 Mar 2010 12:55

Why did the boy eat the popsicle stick?
He doesn't like ice cream.

By OriSiv (453)
On 25 Mar 2010 15:42

Yo mama is so fat...

asda

By Shadow (129)
On 27 Mar 2010 00:12

y did the chicken cross the road,2 be killed

Shadow`s the name, speed`s my game

By ZeldaGirl64 (89)
On 28 Mar 2010 19:56

There once was a mushroom.

(thats it! :D)

By ZeldaGirl64 (89)
On 28 Mar 2010 19:59

Oh! And...

"Knock Knock..." "who's there?"
"The inturupting cow!" "the inturupting cow w-" "MOOOOO!"

By lAnA cUtE (83)
On 21 May 2010 22:55

whats the diff between chop beef and pea soup? u can chop beef butt u cant pee soup..........or can u

Epic yep

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 21 May 2010 23:43

why was the waiter embarrassed?
because he saw the salad dressing..

By S.Enigma (155)
On 22 May 2010 04:47

What does god to to an electrician who pisses him off?

Blasts him with a lightning bolt and yells," GO BUZZ OFF!!!".

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

By Annie01 (1320)
On 22 May 2010 06:05

Why did the boy throw butter out a window? Because he wanted to see the butter fly!

I'm back :O

By MysticalZoey (658)
On 22 May 2010 18:19

How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
-open the door put the elephant in the fridge and close the door-

How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?
-Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door-

So the lion king is hosting a meeting that all animals have to attend. Which animal will not be there?
-The giraffe cause he is still in the fridge-

You are exploring the jungle and you come across a river where man eating alligators live. How do you get across?
-you just swim across cause the alligators are at the meeting.-

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

By IronShadow (338)
On 22 May 2010 20:55

Is your refrigerator running? Then you better go catch it ;o

Rap is like scissors, it always loses to rock

By Firemaniac (335)
On 21 Jun 2010 09:07

what's the worst joke you've heard?

This one.

By Chelle8 (227)
On 23 Jun 2010 20:15

Your Mom

Not being able to take the worst is worthless to be recieving the best

By GacktNeko (6)
On 23 Jun 2010 21:33

Wanna know how to keep an idiot entertained? (See Below)

Wanna know how to keep an idiot entertained? (See Above)

The scare came back in 2003. People eating other people, dead returning to life. That's when the zombies took over.

By Firemaniac (335)
On 24 Jun 2010 10:25

Gack was entertained by his 'joke'

By Kawaii Yuki (277)
On 25 Jun 2010 04:50

Your face.....wait thats pretty funny XD

hai ( ` ꒳ ´ )✧

By Dillybar65 (239)
On 27 Jun 2010 14:26

Why did the vikings bring [insert you're name] on their boat?
-Because they take all of the treasure that they see-

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.