Dumbest Homework Excuses

There is the default, "My dog ate my homework"... But "Sorry, I don't have my homework today, but I put it on my TV so I wouldn't forget it and the TV blew up" was probably the most rediculous one XD

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

Haha! I SO agree Vermilion

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

Obama came to my house and said I didn't need the education. So he took it and ate it. Too bad the pen I used was lead based.

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

I've acually used that one for Clinton when I was in third grade. Everybody (including the teacher) laughed so hard.

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

Barney came to my house and ate it. o.o

Too lazy to do it.

My backpack exploded when I got home. o.o

The tv told meh not to do it.

My cat stared at it...and it caught on fire. O.o

My paper broke in half.

I had to go milk my rock.

I died. o.o

I wanted more, than life could ever grant me.

I'm gonna use these excuses. Thanks! No, seriously. I will.

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i ran out off toilet paper and the closest thing to me was the homework

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

my mom grounded me from my homework so sad i know

if u think im nuts ur nuts

My puppy pooped on it.
My cat farted and I had to evacuate the room and i left it there.

Why try, if we're all gunna die?

"i didnt want to do it"

Why try, if we're all gunna die?

my dog had to go

if u think im nuts ur nuts

I'm too smart for it. Heck, don't you remember? I assigned this, AND wrote it! (Sorry this is a TERRIBLE excuse)

I joined the "No Homework" sit-in at the High School.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

Elmo came to my house and ate it o.o

Music is what I love to do, It's the one thing I love more than you.

1.) I'm alergic to homework :b

2.) My homework punched me in the face, so I dipped it in acid ^-^

3.) My backpack ate it XP

4.) Barney loved my homework a little bit too much e3o

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its against my religion

i have a life

i had a dream, but then i woke up n forgot about my homework

I dont belive in homework

I lost it while i was taking it up 2 u

I'm no hero, the real heros won't be comming home.

i was busy thinking of excuses for not doing it

I'm no hero, the real heros won't be comming home.

I couldn't find a person to copy it from. xD

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I did my homework, but he *points at random person* put his name on top and handed it in.

Catch my drift.

I pissed on it cuz homework sucks!

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

My cow ate it

A giant dinasour ate my T.v, Computor, and phone. So I crumbled up my homework and threw it at it, but it bounced of and landed on a bird's back, and fell on my roof, flew in through the window, and landed under my bed. Trust me, it'll never be found again :b

I put it on your desk, you must have lost it

I had to go, there was a lot of tiolet paper, but I wanted to be enviromentaly healthy and used the homework. What matters more, homework or the enviroment.

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