lol funny jokes

Here's the deal, keep the jokes clean and I'll keep it unlocked. Do we have a deal?

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? He wanted to see a butter fly

I'm back :O

yo mama so stupid she stuck a lightbulb up her but and thought she was pikachu

if u think im nuts ur nuts

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

if u think im nuts ur nuts

Accually, I found this thread already locked. Peace Princess had already told a somewhat dirty joke. So a fail admin (most likely Maxi) just locked it without a reason. I just happen to stumble across it, since I love a good laugh, I deleted the dirty joke, and unlocked it.

Speaking of, who wants to hear a dirty joke about my sister?
So my sister was walking along and I pushed her into a MUD PUDDLE!
(EEEEWWWW, you perverts, what'd you think I was going to say) XD

I know my apprehensions might never be allayed. And so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written...

@Commander that is a dirty joke! I like it! HAHAHA

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

Why did the chicken cross the pizza?

To get to the other slice.

HEAEAEHEAEAHEHEAEHEA. ← troll laugh :>

HEAEHAEHAEHEAHAE. -Destrux1oN.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP Station! #cristmascrackerrofl

Of course it is me, But am I the me you seek?

what do you get when you drop the Thanksgiving platter? You get the downfall of turkey, the destruction of china, and the spread of grease.






(hint: some of the words are countries)

Finally have pokemon X!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights. JK JK


heres the real joke. 9 blondes were in a bar toasting each other. the bartender asked them what happened? one of the blondes answered "we completed a puzzle! it said 3-5 years, and it only took us 8 months!

I'll be back every now and then

Why was the driver swimmimg in his car?

Because it was a carpool XD

Doing Now: (Corporal)

yo mama was sooo stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and yelled "I GOT THE POWER"

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

^not clean, bro.

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side. You know, the afterlife.

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

What did the teddy bear say at dinner?

"I'm stuffed!"

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris can go so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.

Three people come to a magic cliff that produces anything you yell as you jump off. The first yell gold, the second yells platinum, and the third slip and says "holy crud!"

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

Imagine if Justin Bieber's name is secretly Michelle!!! LOL!!! xD

i'm bored :/

They made a film about an angry Chuck Norris. It was called Walker: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Poke me and I'll sue you.

There was a magic slide which, when slid down, produced whatever the slider said. The first person shouted "GOLD" and landed in a pot of gold. The second shouted "SILVER" and landed in a pot of silver. The third, who didn't know the slide was magic, shouted "weeeeeeeee!". Guess what he landed in!

Poke me and I'll sue you.